shut your eyes...

Lameness...it seems almost everybody has a pinch of it...some have more...some don't have at all that its lame they don't... All the more I noticed church attending youths, ( and some other uh...old'er' youths ) are lamer than some of my friends in college...specially those from West M'sia...I mean...how lame can you get? Specially those " whats this? " and then they do some gesture which has NOTHING to do with " whats this? " ooh ooh...and those where you're supposed to think REALLY hard to guess like " Anna's aunt had an accident...did she die? " those kinds and somma like " ok lets sees you be's cool " and you loose the joke or riddle you're supposed to do something no one else in the world does...like maybe dig your nose and ask some innocent guy or maybe some other feller in your church camp that doesn't hang out with the normal bunch...or abnormal bunch... Man those are the best...like you go to this uncle while digging your nose and ask " Uncle ah...got green green or not oh? " and you point inside your nose and show all those stuff I bet he doesn't wan to see...of course you kena whack la..but its fun... I went through Lionel's blog...he had some inspiring moments...like meatballs and Fruitcakes...man never knew juggling balls were such a hit... And then there's the lameness of my classmate in college...Jonathan the vegetarian too...serious man...like...Discover The Joy Of Soy...anyways...back to the lameness that life is...never hang out with vegetarians man ( inclusive of me )...they super lame...serious...dunno why... Even serious stuff like um...Erectile Dysfunction...no this ain't no ad about ED cures...like...some ideas from Jonathan...super funny... " After peeing for 5 straight hours " You get the idea...NOW you know about vegetarians... As I'm typing this my cats are playing around the house...like running around ( thats what they mostly do...like chasing... ) and pounding each other..trying to jump over the leg rest of the chair...trying to rip of the plastic under the aquarium...man..super cute...super cute...I mean...they go around biting each others butt...and last night one of them tried to climb on to my lap while I was on the comp...suddenly jump up....HALFWAY onto my knee...SCRATCH and CLAW its way up to my lap...man that was SO good...never gonna happen again...serious...though I'm vegan..don't temp me...hehe Ok I just got a copy of a VCD of my hero, Jaco Pastorius LIVE!! WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!! ( And as my friend Casandra says....." Furufurufururfururfururfurufurufuru " ) Man he's the best...but by this time ( in the VCD ) his bipolar was getting more and more intense cos you can see he's kinda weird in the show...poor guy...sad...why can't those great guys live longer...like Jimi, Elvis and those cool guys...man...this ain't fair...anyways its all gone and cool.....I'm gonna be Jaco someday......HA!!! right.... Oh I just had this fruit called Dragon Fruit ...and my mom told me their kinda common in places like Vietnam and Cambodia...and just like the cute Vietnamese girls I met it was AWESOME...sweet and juicy and full of those uh...vitamins? Just like those Vietnamese girls.....hehehe.... Keep On Trangling,